FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

These stories, sent in by users of the site, have the particularity of beginning with "Today," and ending with "FML", the initials of FMyLife. FMLs are a great place to express yourself, in a more or less free …

Sep 3, 2009 · Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university …

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Jan 25, 2024 · FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

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Jan 27, 2026 · Today, I’m a recent immigrant and finally felt confident enough to make a joke at work in my second language. During a meeting, I meant to say, “This deadline is tight,” but I said, “This …

By Craptastic - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart.

Jan 1, 2022 · Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out …

May 4, 2021 · Today, I'd always thought the scene in Scrubs when JD passes out while pooping was hilarious, until it happened to me. I recently found out I have a heart defect that can cause me to …